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  "CBC reports that the number of unqualified Nunavut teachers nearly doubled over five years, raising concerns about educational standards in the territory's remote communities.",
  "A UFO researcher claims to have found a 3,000-foot hole near the Canadian coast, suggesting an alien base entry, per ibtimes.co.",
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